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dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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(via human)

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3 weeks ago

sexspose:

when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once

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(Source: vensu, via sextnoise)

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3 weeks ago

dulect:

when you get yelled at and you don’t know what’s happening

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(via sextnoise)

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3 weeks ago

princessjulie1d:

Harry’s reaction to realizing the balloon was actually a condom is priceless 😂😂😂

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3 weeks ago

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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3 weeks ago
finervinerboys:

mattsdick69:

idkbcwhynot:

I don’t think anyone understands how sad this is. I mean, it’s cute but DONT U SEE HOW HIS BATTERY IS RUNNING OUT FASTER THAN HERS.

OMG NO

And the different carriers are the different diagnoses they received
this isn’t even the real them because she had a iphone 5 so booom! 

finervinerboys:

mattsdick69:

idkbcwhynot:

I don’t think anyone understands how sad this is. I mean, it’s cute but DONT U SEE HOW HIS BATTERY IS RUNNING OUT FASTER THAN HERS.

OMG NO

And the different carriers are the different diagnoses they received

this isn’t even the real them because she had a iphone 5 so booom! 

(via lol-horny)

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3 weeks ago
apinkhippo:

tbh-awkward:

sparklish:

jewb0y:

obey-nik0n:

just thinking…

“Idk man… It’s just… What if I’m a good boy.”

“What if there is thing out there… Something that I can eat…”

“they told me to beg for a treat…. i told them to beg for their lives”

^I’M SCREAMING.

apinkhippo:

tbh-awkward:

sparklish:

jewb0y:

obey-nik0n:

just thinking…

“Idk man… It’s just… What if I’m a good boy.”

“What if there is thing out there… Something that I can eat…”

“they told me to beg for a treat…. i told them to beg for their lives”

^I’M SCREAMING.

(Source: ciirclinq, via lol-horny)

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3 weeks ago
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