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dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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(via human)

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sexspose:

when your parents try to make a joke in front of your friends more than once

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(Source: vensu, via sextnoise)

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1 month ago

dulect:

when you get yelled at and you don’t know what’s happening

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(via sextnoise)

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1 month ago

princessjulie1d:

Harry’s reaction to realizing the balloon was actually a condom is priceless 😂😂😂

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1 month ago

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

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finervinerboys:

mattsdick69:

idkbcwhynot:

I don’t think anyone understands how sad this is. I mean, it’s cute but DONT U SEE HOW HIS BATTERY IS RUNNING OUT FASTER THAN HERS.

OMG NO

And the different carriers are the different diagnoses they received
this isn’t even the real them because she had a iphone 5 so booom! 

finervinerboys:

mattsdick69:

idkbcwhynot:

I don’t think anyone understands how sad this is. I mean, it’s cute but DONT U SEE HOW HIS BATTERY IS RUNNING OUT FASTER THAN HERS.

OMG NO

And the different carriers are the different diagnoses they received

this isn’t even the real them because she had a iphone 5 so booom! 

(via lol-horny)

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